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Merkley Commits Cardinal Sin

by: torridjoe

Tue Sep 04, 2007 at 16:41:34 PM PDT


Well, they tried, I guess. After a couple of weeks in which supporters--if not the candidates themselves--got a little testy with each other over Jeff Merkley's vote on a symbolic resolution in 2003, it appeared as if the Novick campaign attempted to start the post-Labor Day phase of the primary with a more light-hearted challenge: Ducks vs Cardinal in football. If the Ducks (Novick's alma mater) beat Merkley's Stanford, Jeff would have had to put a Novick sign in their window for a day. Giving odds, Novick pledged to pimp Merkley in HIS window for TWO days.

Courtesy of The O acting as arbitrator, the Merkley campaign's response to the bet was...oblique:

Novick has a theory -- far too complicated to go into here -- that Duck football games are good political predictors.

The Merkley campaign's response -- well, here it is. You sort it out.

"Like most Oregon Democrats, Jeff Merkley knows Republican incumbent Gordon Smith is the whole ballgame. And that game isn't won until Gordon Smith is no longer in the U.S. Senate."

Would that be a yes or a no?


So much for brightening the mood and putting the competition on a less prickly footing...far be it from me to suggest campaign strategy, but touchy, humorless and dour is no way to go through a primary, son.

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Ridiculous wager (0.00 / 0)
Smart for Steve to propose, but if Jeff accepted the challenge with those odds I would be seriously concerned about his reasoning ability.  Stanford lost to Oregon 48-10 last year; the Cardinal were 1-11 for the season, and they're not considered much better this year.  Stanford was picked last in the PAC-10 media poll for the 2007 season.  After Stanford's four touchdown loss in the opening game of the season, Jeff is undoubtedly wise to keep the focus on beating Gordon Smith rather than betting on T.C. Ostrander.

They're looking better! (0.00 / 0)
They did get beat pretty handily, but hung tight for much of the game with a strong UCLA team. The coaches seemed happy with the effort.

But is that really the point? If you're true to your school, you back them up. Hell, I'm watching the Yanks slowly scrape their nails down the rockwall leading to the division title...but I'm still telling my Red Sox friends there's time for the Yanks to come back.

Remember, the root of fan is "fanatic." :)


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making it weirder with convolutions in the Pac-10 schedule (0.00 / 0)
So here is the key parts of Smith's bio:
he graduated from Brigham Young University 1976; received law degree from Southwestern University School of Law, Los Angeles 1979; admitted to the New Mexico bar 1979, Arizona bar 1980; law clerk, New Mexico supreme court 1979-1980; practiced law in Arizona;

Thus BYU, UCLA/USC, UNM, and ASU/UA are all on the table in this betting arrangement.

  BYU plays UCLA who beat Stanford and plays Oregon at the end of the season; an Oregon win over UCLA following a Bruin defeat of BYU gives Novick win over Smith. 

Arizona plays New Mexico, having lost to BYU, then plays Stanford and then Oregon thus allowing both Merkley and Novick chances to down Smith.

Arizona State plays Stanford then Oregon, then UCLA & USC also setting up Novick and Merkley chances of downing a Smith team.

UCLA plays BYU and Utah back to back thus taking on both Mormon backed schools (Smith heritage), and then both Arizonas and Oregon before USC.  Smith could come out trounced soundly under this series.

And so far forth and ad infinitum ad nauseum whoopeee and wowza.


honorary Duck? (0.00 / 0)
My friend told me that for Merkley, politics isn't hardball, it's "dodgeball." I just want to know how long he can go ducking debates with Novick before he gets an honorary PhD from the UofO?

Yikes! (0.00 / 0)
I guess I'll check the "none" box for the Merkley campaign under the sense of humor column.

But if I was betting on the Cardinal, I'd want better than two-to-one odds, too.


Keep the focus on Smith (0.00 / 0)
Amanda's right- whichever Democratic candidate you support, keep in mind that they are going to be running against Gordon Smith.  We need to keep focused on Smith- he can't be allowed a free ride on his record.  Anti-choice, anti-worker, and anti-environment - he's got to go. 

If you aren't involved already, you should definitely check out StopGordonSmith.com.  Make sure to let your friends know about the campaign as well. 


see pat malach's comment... (0.00 / 0)
this is humor. 

it also keeps the Senate primary race (still a long ways away for most people) in the news, and increases name recognition for both candidates.

most folks i talk to don't know 1) that there's a senate race next year, 2) who merkley or novick are, and 3) how bad smith is.  Unconventional "moves" like this will pique interest in those who aren't paying attention yet.


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hope beyond hope (0.00 / 0)
I cannot imagine better fortune than Stanford beating Oregon and a Democrat beating Smith.  I'll take one or the other in a pinch. 

Novick would have to give at least 5-1 odds to justify betting on Stanford football. 


merkley's response sounds to me like... (3.00 / 1)
..."go away & stop pestering me.  as the (presumptive) democratic nominee, i have a general election to win."

kind of off-putting.  however, i guess i can see how if he had responded to steve's challenge in the spirit in which it was intended (humourously) then it may look like he's letting steve set the terms of the debate for the whole election?

i dunno, i don't get it.  maybe he just doesn't have a sense of humor.


Merkley's response is understandable (0.00 / 0)
Perhaps Merkley's cold response reflects an abiding desire to avoid association with Stanford football, an embarrassing team by major-conference standards. 

Although this is a painful topic for those of us who bleed Cardinal, the proposed wager is hilarious- vintage Novick.

Steve, we'll talk again come basketball season- Aaron Brooks can't save you now. 


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a good example of humor... (0.00 / 0)
...is this this blog post, in which both campaigns are hilariously skewered.

Anyone who needs tips in humor can get them there.


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